it's spring break! yes!....no
nope. while my friends are in Ireland, the Bahamas, or just home, i'm sitting here in east bumblefuck doing nothing.
no i lied, im dog sitting. for a the worlds gasiest dog ever. ever. but hes cute, and hes company i guess. also helps that his owner is hot as shit. he has a girlfriend, naturally, but shes like 8 states away.
do i have stuff i should be doing? yes. am i doing it? no. instead i'm making online dating profiles. because not only am i not getting a golden tan and daiquiris hand delivered to me by Jose, i'm also painfully single. 'but how?! you're so gorgeous in your profile picture!' i know, i know shocking but true.
when people ask i blame the 64% to 36% female to male ratio at my southern baptist school; but is that the truth? maybe, maybe not.
and hey maybe this online thing won't be so bad. i mean 'hey sexy thing' 'your a hoty' 'bewtiful smile' are all compliments, just because they are misspelled and delivered by 32-45 year old divorced men who may or may not have all their teeth does not make them any less deserving, or does it?
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